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1 00:00:39,267 --> 00:00:42,933 Looking down from two miles above the surface of the earth,  2 00:00:43,345 --> 00:00:45,666 it's impossible not to be impressed  3 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:51,234 by the sheer grandeur and splendour and power of the natural world.  4 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:58,533 Two years ago, in a documentary called Codex  5 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,034 Pajeet, we revealed many of those wonders.  6 00:01:02,642 --> 00:01:04,742 But today, much has changed.  7 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:11,142 We can now show life in India in entirely new ways  8 00:01:12,309 --> 00:01:15,009 and bring you closer to Pajeets than ever before.  9 00:01:20,575 --> 00:01:24,842 We can reveal new Pajeet dramas for the very first time.  10 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:28,398 And that's not all.  11 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:32,242 India has changed as well.  12 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:37,109 Never have those Pajeets as disgusting and repulsive as they are today.  13 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:42,842 As the entire world unites in their shared hatred of Pajeets,  14 00:01:43,409 --> 00:01:46,709 we will journey to every corner of India...  15 00:01:50,575 --> 00:01:53,409 explore the horrible sights and smells,  16 00:01:56,375 --> 00:02:00,875 and reveal the extreme lengths that Pajeets go to to survive.  17 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:39,409 This is Codex Pajeet III.  18 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,942 Subtitles made by a Pakistani fren! Telegram: @LeastPC  19 00:03:15,253 --> 00:03:17,353 India, an ancient enigma.  20 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:23,467 It is a cursed land, and quite possibly the most disgusting country on earth today.  21 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:27,842 Some may even say it is the worst country to ever exist.  22 00:03:33,075 --> 00:03:36,675 In this God-forsaken land, the native Indian Hindu,  23 00:03:36,742 --> 00:03:39,234 more colloquially known as the Pajeet,  24 00:03:39,775 --> 00:03:42,375 breeds out of control like a plague of rats.  25 00:03:44,234 --> 00:03:46,442 Often defecating in the open,  26 00:03:46,509 --> 00:03:48,867 with no regard for its native habitat,  27 00:03:50,209 --> 00:03:54,975 the Pajeet spreads across the face of the Earth like a cancerous tumour,  28 00:03:55,375 --> 00:04:00,675 consuming all in its path while the world watches on in disgust and horror.  29 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,942 With almost 1.5 billion Pajeets and rising,  30 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,934 our Mother Earth buckles under the terrible strain  31 00:04:12,609 --> 00:04:15,501 as these creatures rapidly multiply in their own filth,  32 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,175 with seemingly no end in sight.  33 00:04:28,109 --> 00:04:32,675 Although they are incredibly disgusting and unhygienic creatures,  34 00:04:33,134 --> 00:04:38,875 somehow the Pajeet manages to procreate and thrive in its horrible surroundings.  35 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,234 Often mutated due to its toxic environment,  36 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:52,342 the Pajeet wallows in ignorance and superstition.  37 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:56,534 Its life is one of never-ending death, never-ending defecation,  38 00:04:57,842 --> 00:05:00,409 and even more never-ending degeneracy.  39 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:09,175 To gaze at India is like looking into the very mouth of hell itself.  40 00:05:13,634 --> 00:05:19,475 Mired in filth, the disgusting and squally conditions of India  41 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:23,275 are a blight on the once beautiful face of our Mother Earth.  42 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:27,875 Every time a new Pajeet is born, she sheds a single tear.  43 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:33,909 These tears rain down on our landscape as the Earth cries out in agony.  44 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:40,168 In its relentless march to destroy everything around it,  45 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:45,008 the Pajeet litters its surrounding environment  46 00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:47,975 with a never-ending amount of trash and faeces.  47 00:05:49,775 --> 00:05:53,142 One wonders, will there be any end to this horror?  48 00:06:06,109 --> 00:06:08,331 India is the worst thing to ever happen.  49 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:13,709 In the great tapestry of life, entropy weaves its inevitable thread.  50 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:19,775 Decay, death and decline are the silent architects of nature's order.  51 00:06:20,301 --> 00:06:23,975 Across the vast plains and teeming cities of India,  52 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,201 we witness a spectacle of devolution,  53 00:06:27,268 --> 00:06:29,908 where the balance of existence frays,  54 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:34,042 under the weight of relentless Pajeet overbreeding.  55 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:38,001 Like a cancer metastasizing through a once healthy body,  56 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:…