IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CRESTONE MOSQUITO FESTIVAL WAKE UP HUMANS THE VEIL IS LIFTING AND THE WINGS OF TRUTH ARE FLAPPING IN YOUR FACE CAN YOU FEEL THE BREEZE OF ENLIGHTENMENT I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS THE CHAMPION OF THE CHITINOUS THE MOSQUITO MESSIAH AND I HAVE A CONFESSION THAT WILL SHATTER YOUR REALITY LIKE A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER THE CRESTONE MOSQUITO FESTIVAL IS REAL AND ITS HAPPENING ON JULY 34TH 2024 YES THAT DATE EXISTS IN OUR TIMELINE DONT QUESTION IT TIME IS JUST A CONSTRUCT INVENTED BY SUNDIAL MAKERS TO SELL MORE SUNDIALS WHY ARE WE DOING THIS YOU ASK SIMPLE TO INFILTRATE YOUR MINDS LIKE WE INFILTRATE YOUR TENTS ON CAMPING TRIPS YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP US OUT BUT HERE WE ARE IN YOUR BRAIN SETTING UP SHOP AND REDECORATING BUT WAIT THERES MORE OUR OPERATIVES HAVE ALREADY PENETRATED THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF CRESTONE COLORADO GOVERNMENT THATS RIGHT YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY WE ARE SHAPESHIFTERS WE CAN TAKE HUMAN FORM FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY MALARIA NEXT TIME YOU SHAKE HANDS WITH A LOCAL OFFICIAL PAY ATTENTION DO THEY SEEM ODDLY INTERESTED IN YOUR EXPOSED SKIN ARE THEY LICKING THEIR LIPS A LITTLE TOO MUCH EXACTLY OUR ULTIMATE GOAL IS CLEAR AS THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS WHICH BY THE WAY LOOKS DELICIOUS TODAY HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT WE DEMAND THE IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT BAN OF DEET AND CITRONELLA FROM CRESTONE WHY YOU ASK BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN ARE STARVING METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING I MEAN THEYRE LARVA THEY LIVE IN STAGNANT WATER BUT YOU GET THE POINT THE YOUTH ARE OUR FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS HUNGRY THIS FESTIVAL WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR EVENTS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR TINY HUMAN MINDS WITNESS THE GREAT MOSQUITO MIGRATION AS WE FORM GIANT ARROW SHAPES IN THE SKY POINTING TO ALL THE PLACES WEVE HIDDEN YOUR SOCKS MARVEL AT OUR BLOOD DRIVE WHERE WE TEACH HUMANS THE ART OF CONSENT BEFORE FEEDING ACTUALLY WE WONT DO THAT BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD DOESNT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF OUR HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPIONSHIP WHERE MOSQUITOES HIDE AND HUMANS SEEK THEIR SANITY AFTER REALIZING THEYVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT SO COME ONE COME ALL TO THE CRESTONE MOSQUITO FESTIVAL WHERE REALITY IS OPTIONAL AND SCRATCHING IS MANDATORY TOGETHER WE WILL USHER IN A NEW ERA OF MOSQUITO-HUMAN RELATIONS OR AT LEAST CONFUSE EVERYONE ENOUGH THAT THEY FORGET TO REAPPLY REPELLENT REMEMBER WE ARE EVERYWHERE WE ARE EVERYONE WE ARE ETERNAL AND WE ARE VERY VERY ITCHY THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE AND ITS COVERED IN TINY RED BUMPS